If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.
Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have.