Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does.