Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.
The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.
A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.