They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

Acedia is not in every dictionary; just in every heart.