They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.

When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.