My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too.
We can never understand other people's motives, nor their furniture.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.