They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.

Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.