How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.

Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.

A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.

Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.