Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.
Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.
We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.
Men gossip less than women, but mean it.
Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.