It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

We can never understand other people's motives, nor their furniture.

Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.

A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.