It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.