Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else.

Neurotics are anxiety prone, accident prone, and often just prone.

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.