There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.
Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
When the pressures really mount, the neurotic must choose: Shall he have a good cry, or set fire to his neighbor's house?