Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.

Don't look for God where He is needed most; if you didn't bring Him there, He isn't there.