Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.