If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!
Mignon McLaughlinThe neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.
Mignon McLaughlinAn old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
Mignon McLaughlin