Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.

There are children born to be children, and others who must mark time till they can take their natural places as adults.

Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.

If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.