When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.