When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

The plague of government is senile delinquency.