When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.

One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

Loneliness, insomnia, and change: the fear of these is even worse than the reality.