God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.
God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.
A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.
Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.