Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.

Beauty often fades, but seldom so swiftly as the joy it gives us.

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.