Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.