Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.