Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

It's impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your principles, all at the same time.

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.

Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

Despair is anger with no place to go.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.