Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.

Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

The best work is done with the heart breaking, or overflowing.

There are now electrical appliances with the main unit so sealed in that it cannot be got at for repair. There have always been human beings like that.