There are three iron links in the neurotic's chain: unloving, unlovable, unloved.

Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.

The plague of government is senile delinquency.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.