Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.

Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

If you are brave too often, people will come to expect it of you.

Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.