Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.

When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

Nobody knows the trouble we've seen-but we keep trying to tell them.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.