All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.