All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.