Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
There's no way to repay a mother's love, or lack of it.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.