A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.
Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.
Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.
Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.
Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.
Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.