Don't look for God where He is needed most; if you didn't bring Him there, He isn't there.

Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, and always its result.

Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have.

What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.