There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.
The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.