Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

The fault we admit to is seldom the fault we have, but it has a certain relationship to it, a somewhat similar shape, like that of a sleeve to an arm.

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.