Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.

There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.