I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Success is fleeting. It may not have to do with you but how your work is received.

Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'