I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

I just don't give off a great first impression.

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

When I made 'Sleepwalk with Me,' many people asked me if was a novelty thing, a one-off. But this is the goal, I'm just hitting it 12 years after I thought I would.

I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's up, whitebread?" And I was like, "That's not even an insult. That's just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup! Stay out of this, Asian chicken platter!"

I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.

I struggled with that notion early in my career. 'I know this is funny but nobody is laughing.' This thought occurred for years.