Success is fleeting. It may not have to do with you but how your work is received.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

I think sometimes you don't understand how to convey an idea, depending on the moment you're living in.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!