Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents... my dad told me "You're good; you should be a computer programmer." I said, "You're bad... you should be a caveman."

I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.

To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.