I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.

Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.

Where art and business intersect is a challenging hurdle for a lot of people, reconciling the fact that not everyone is going to make it in the same way. Yeah, you have to be a little selfish, probably.

My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?