I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
I have this habit of asking 'why do you want to do it?' and then interrupting them to say, 'here's why you want to do it.' Because it's in the 'yes...and' spirit [rule of improvisation].
Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.
I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.
I'm a compulsive everything.