You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.

I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don't even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'

I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the players and the writers, I've known several people on that show for a number of years.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"

You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.

I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.