To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000.