Where art and business intersect is a challenging hurdle for a lot of people, reconciling the fact that not everyone is going to make it in the same way. Yeah, you have to be a little selfish, probably.

It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.