My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

I was a screenwriting major in college, and really wanted to do that after I graduated, but there are no job listings for that, as we all know. I had many classmates that made it in the business, but stand-up comedy was my way in, and my first film 'Sleepwalk with Me' was based on those autobiographical experiences.

It had that kind of open-ended fear to it - like that feeling you get when you're driving and you see a cop. And you're not speeding. You don't have drugs. But you're just thinking, I hope he doesn't notice I'm driving.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.