I think our culture views success as visibility, being seen as being successful. Whereas I've learned that success is rooted in helping and connecting to other people, and knowing where you can contribute. I've kind of spent my thirties doing that, because in my twenties I was seeking any kind of success.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

I think the reason why I'm so alluring to networks is because on the surface I'm like a quintessential relatable, boring white guy. A great many sitcoms have been anchored by a boring white guy, so I feel like what they want to mine from me are my more generic qualities.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream