Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.
A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'
I just don't give off a great first impression.
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness.
What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.