Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

When you're in a relationship with someone who's selfish, what keeps you in it is the fact that when they shine on you, it's this souped-up shine. And you feel like you're in the club. And you don't even know what club it is. You just know you want to stay in it.

Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.