I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

I will say what I aspire to is a consistency in making films, to direct something every couple of years.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.