I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the players and the writers, I've known several people on that show for a number of years.

I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.