My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.
Milton JonesMost of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
Milton JonesWhy did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.
Milton JonesThe worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.
Milton Jones