My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.