My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.