My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.