Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.