Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.