Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.