Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.