Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.