Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.