Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!