Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.
You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.
About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.
The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.