I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.