I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.