I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.