I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.