The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!