The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!