The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.