I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.