Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.