Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.