Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.