Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.
Milton JonesWhen the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!
Milton JonesIncredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
Milton JonesI lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".
Milton Jones