Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.