Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.