Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice.

We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of seminars is full of things I thought would be useful: quick service restaurant and mobile phone applications. Businesses are providing more services and products by self-service means.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.