About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.