You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.
Milton JonesIf you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton JonesI got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
Milton JonesI lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".
Milton Jones