Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.
My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.
I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.
My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.