If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.